Survey The worst sex toy you've ever used.

[ZardOZ]

..Edible panties... Either the hard candy or those disgusting chocolate/strawberry gummy ones. I'll bet most guys have made the mistake of thinking their girlfriends or wives would find these "fun". Taste was awful and you either break your teeth or turn your tongue and her lips a hideous color. Bleah.

[Sabrinascgirl]

A vibrator I got from a tasteful treasures party. That thing couldn't get anything off. Booooo

[LanaDevious]

Those cheap anal beads with the white string! Whoever thought up those obviously never used them!

[Eva SC2]

A vibrating cock ring shaped oddly like a little kitty cat.

[ZardOZ]

Ok, we have candy panties, a non-exciting vibrator, those dastardly anal string beads ( I agree 100%, those are vile).. and what might be the most disturbing image in my mind yet... the Kitty Kat Cock Ring ( I googled that, and if it was the Kinky Kat, I'm guessing no guy ever willingly put that on).

[Angel FF Magee]

I'm pretty good at breaking cheap battery powered vibrators. Its either gotta have a power cord for 110v or a 9v battery to be worth my while.

[Beau Jingles]

This electric masturbater that we had in our store, but turned out to not work for shit! $90 pump/masturbater and we couldn't sell it cause it was garbage.

[Staples]

I once had a guy buy me a glass dildo for my birthday. I normally really like glass so I was very excited. This one had ridges and every other ridge was covered in little rubber nubs that were supposed to feel good. It was purple and pink and so pretty and I wanted to love this toy. The rubber bits were so rough it felt like sand paper inside of me! I'm a masochist but NOT that kind! That was not a fun adventure for Staples!

[fetishfantasySC2]

I read all the posts and had to laugh, because I soooo agreed with all of them! I have had the electric plug short out (twice!), The un-lovely edible panty re-coloring of tongue and mouth, the multi speed vibrator that got stuck in warp drive, a vibrating cock ring that was glow in the dark and made his cock look like an alien !
Toys can be fun, frustrating, and weird!

[ZardOZ]

Back in the 80's I had an electric vibrator. OMG that thing felt really GOOD until..........................
the power cord shorted out <where it connected to the vibrator> ...........it shot sparts, flamed a little...... burned my pussy, burned my sheets and shorted out the power in my bedroom because it blew the breaker!
Truly this tops my list of bad toys

Wow, that's a storyline that even Michael Bay couldn't improve on, unless you added a car crash.

[Eva SC2]

personally zardoz.... I prefer "Crash" from 1996 with cronenberg (much better director in my eyes) And it was nice and fetishy, something I can appreciate!

[ZardOZ]

personally zardoz.... I prefer "Crash" from 1996 with cronenberg (much better director in my eyes) And it was nice and fetishy, something I can appreciate!

Yes, Cronenberg is cool and definitely does dark movies. I had a 'brush with greatness" moment with him once at an awards show.

[Drow_Elf]

I'm glad I wandered into this thread. Talk about enlightening. I used to manage an adult novelty store several years back and we had one that had a little turtle for a clitoral stimulator. The problem was it got very hot very quick. I can't tell you how many complaints we had about that one. Needless to say, of course we couldn't take anything back (that would just be gross). We took one out of the package and tested it (not on anyone). The little turtle got so hot it would have melted glass. The owner gave the complaining customers a credit for the price of that purchase and advised them to toss it out. He then contacted the supplier and had a few choice words with them.

Notice how not one person has mentioned the "Sybian". To my knowledge, that is said to be one of the worlds best, (despite the fact that it sounds like a DC-10 taking off when it's on high).

[Angel FF Magee]

Notice how not one person has mentioned the "Sybian". To my knowledge, that is said to be one of the worlds best, (despite the fact that it sounds like a DC-10 taking off when it's on high).

LOL I love when Lana Devious lets me play on her sybian...it is the BEST even for all the noise it makes.

[Drow_Elf]

Notice how not one person has mentioned the "Sybian". To my knowledge, that is said to be one of the worlds best, (despite the fact that it sounds like a DC-10 taking off when it's on high).

LOL I love when Lana Devious lets me play on her sybian...it is the BEST even for all the noise it makes.

I don't doubt it for a minute. I'll be we could have an interesting thread asking for the best experience someone had on a sybian. Just a thought.