The Southern Charms Fan Box

Friday October 3, 2014
Naughty Nevaeh
Oh Alex
Rebecca
Sexy Skylar
Sharlyn
Xandusk
Alexus Lin (congrats on 14 years Alexus)
Arosa
Eva
Fia UK


A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

Eva SC2 wrote:Thanks for noticing, fellow crafter.

I notice them all Eve, this one really caught my eye and you should see the game tables I am making now, selling them as fast as I can make them

Monday October 6, 2014
Red Hot Riahmon
Darsey
Italion Lace
Juli Mar
Klassy Chassey



While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale

made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground

controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you

going! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there.

I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between 'C' and 'D', but get it right!" Continuing

her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out in Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

Tuesday October 6, 2013
Staples
Stolen Kiss
Summer Rayne
Amazing Hot Wife
April Showers
Chloe
Dmarie
Miami Heat



Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said

"Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts"

Immediately little Johnny said, "Ooh me sir me"

The coach then said, "But Johnny you are the worst in the team!"

Then Johnny said, "I know, but goalposts can’t jump!"

Wednesday October 8, 2014
Alexus Kin
Izzy
Patsy Babe
Rebecca
Riley
Samantha Wise
Sexy Skylar
Sultry Serena


A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.

"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"

Thank you Hook, x0x0

Thursday October 9, 2014
Samantha Ray
April Showers
Diamond Doll
Eva
Italion Lace

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"

"Nine..."

My Friday "Who Needs Viagra Ladies"

1- Oh Alex - A blonde in a bikini next to a corvette. My cock approves!

2- Italian Lace - I wanna play dress up with her!

3- Innes - You had me at stripper heels.