Just chat!

[Xandusk]

Ok call Philbin and ask him to send you Segal

[gman36]

I've tried Philbin, but I keep getting put on hold. If I have to listen to Pee Wee Herman's rendition of Nutbush City Limits one more time, I swear I'm taking someone down. All the way to Chinatown. Then even further.

[Xandusk]

You just throw Herman at Sheen. They can battle it out by the bottle

[gman36]

Sheen? SHEEN? Nobody mentioned Sheen. This revelation has taken this to a whole new level. UNLEASH THE GNUS!!!

[Xandusk]

I'll send Yaks after your Gnus.

[gman36]

Can a yak attack beat gnus with guns? I very much doubt it.

[Xandusk]

A gaggle of Yaks carrying Ninja Otters sure can

[gman36]

Touche. Although I have already infiltrated your otter camp with some rogue eccentric porpoises, and they have weakened the nunchuks.

[Xandusk]

The otters still have throwing stars. They are perfectly safe. And Chuck Norris is right behind them disguised as a Willow

[gman36]

Throwing stars? Pah. One gaze at them from my supreme duck's electric eye and those throwing stars will transform into pure self indulgence. And that will cause Norris to end up with woodworm.

[RosiePieCharm]

As we all know, the Mexican people have an inordinate fondness for – indeed, a LOVE of -- MAYONNAISE.

A little known fact surrounding the tragic loss of the Titanic in April, 1912 was that her holds contained several thousand cases of fine French mayonnaise.

After depositing her human cargo in New York, the great ship was to have continued south to a Mexican port where this French delicacy was to be unloaded for distribution there.

When word finally reached Mexico of the loss of the precious cargo to the cold waters of the Atlantic, they declared a national holiday.

It is known as “SINKO DA MAYO.”

BAHAHAHAHAHA. You are too funny! <3

[pvcvinyl]

And that will cause Norris to end up with woodworm.

Impossible.

Woodworms would end up with Chuck Norris.

[Xandusk]

And that will cause Norris to end up with woodworm.

Impossible.

Woodworms would end up with Chuck Norris.

Thank you

[gman36]

Did I say woodworm? I ment to say NORRISWORM!!!

[Xandusk]

Which is a more powerful hallucinogenic than Wormwood, he'll then be able to take out Shatner

[gman36]

Not after the NORRISWORM burrow through his hips and split him into slices.

[Xandusk]

Nothing kills off Chuck Norris!

[gman36]

Except for NORRISWORM

[Xandusk]

Taken care of by Climbing The Mountain

[pvcvinyl]

Except for NORRISWORM

The only thing, and I mean ONLY THING, stronger than Chuck Norris is.............Chuck Norris.