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Re: Just chat!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:06 pm
by Xandusk
Ok call Philbin and ask him to send you Segal
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:10 pm
by gman36
I've tried Philbin, but I keep getting put on hold. If I have to listen to Pee Wee Herman's rendition of Nutbush City Limits one more time, I swear I'm taking someone down. All the way to Chinatown. Then even further.
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:11 pm
by Xandusk
You just throw Herman at Sheen. They can battle it out by the bottle
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:13 pm
by gman36
Sheen? SHEEN? Nobody mentioned Sheen. This revelation has taken this to a whole new level. UNLEASH THE GNUS!!!
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:21 pm
by Xandusk
I'll send Yaks after your Gnus.
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:23 pm
by gman36
Can a yak attack beat gnus with guns? I very much doubt it.
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:24 pm
by Xandusk
A gaggle of Yaks carrying Ninja Otters sure can
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:26 pm
by gman36
Touche. Although I have already infiltrated your otter camp with some rogue eccentric porpoises, and they have weakened the nunchuks.
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:28 pm
by Xandusk
The otters still have throwing stars. They are perfectly safe. And Chuck Norris is right behind them disguised as a Willow
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:32 pm
by gman36
Throwing stars? Pah. One gaze at them from my supreme duck's electric eye and those throwing stars will transform into pure self indulgence. And that will cause Norris to end up with woodworm.
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 12:11 am
by RosiePieCharm
pvcvinyl wrote:As we all know, the Mexican people have an inordinate fondness for – indeed, a LOVE of -- MAYONNAISE.
A little known fact surrounding the tragic loss of the Titanic in April, 1912 was that her holds contained several thousand cases of fine French mayonnaise.
After depositing her human cargo in New York, the great ship was to have continued south to a Mexican port where this French delicacy was to be unloaded for distribution there.
When word finally reached Mexico of the loss of the precious cargo to the cold waters of the Atlantic, they declared a national holiday.
It is known as “SINKO DA MAYO.”
BAHAHAHAHAHA. You are too funny! <3
Just chat!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 2:23 am
by pvcvinyl
gman36 wrote:And that will cause Norris to end up with woodworm.
Impossible.
Woodworms would end up with Chuck Norris.
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 6:59 am
by Xandusk
pvcvinyl wrote:gman36 wrote:And that will cause Norris to end up with woodworm.
Impossible.
Woodworms would end up with Chuck Norris.
Thank you

Re: Just chat!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 7:07 am
by gman36
Did I say woodworm? I ment to say NORRISWORM!!!
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 7:22 am
by Xandusk
Which is a more powerful hallucinogenic than Wormwood, he'll then be able to take out Shatner
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 7:25 am
by gman36
Not after the NORRISWORM burrow through his hips and split him into slices.
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 7:29 am
by Xandusk
Nothing kills off Chuck Norris!
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 7:33 am
by gman36
Except for NORRISWORM
Re: Just chat!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 7:43 am
by Xandusk
Taken care of by Climbing The Mountain
Just chat!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 8:11 am
by pvcvinyl
gman36 wrote:Except for NORRISWORM
The only thing, and I mean ONLY THING, stronger than Chuck Norris is.............Chuck Norris.