Let's write a porn story!

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Ok everyone, let's all write a porn story.

One line at a time.

I'll start and then someone else continue the story in the next post. And so on.
One line per post and let's see what we slutty porn we can all creatively CUM UP with

Extra brownie points if we make it funny

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He first saw her from behind and the attraction he felt was immediate.

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and became apparent as he had a rise in his levis!!!



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From out of nowhere he started to hear some horrendously cheesy music.

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And being unable to restrain himself, he began dancing in the street, while simultaneously keeping an eye on the sexpot in front of him, and unzipping his jeans to release the pressure of his erect cock!

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And being unable to restrain himself, he began dancing in the street, while simultaneously keeping an eye on the sexpot in front of him, and unzipping his jeans to release the pressure of his erect cock!

He then remembered he was out in public, dancing in the street, but didn't care as what he looking at was well worth the embarrassment he may suffer if he could get a few moments with is lovely woman!!!

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Compiling the story so far here:

He first saw her from behind and the attraction he felt was immediate. And became apparent as he had a rise in his levis!!! From out of nowhere he started to hear some horrendously cheesy music. And being unable to restrain himself, he began dancing in the street, while simultaneously keeping an eye on the sexpot in front of him, and unzipping his jeans to release the pressure of his erect cock! He then remembered he was out in public, dancing in the street, but didn't care as what he looking at was well worth the embarrassment he may suffer if he could get a few moments with is lovely woman!!!

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His feet continued doing their silly jig as his now free and erect cock began a dirty wave bounce to the music.

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It was at this moment that five nuns from the Divine Lady of Lesbos Convent (on their annual field trip to the Chippendales) happened to walk by.

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It just so happened that he had a HUGE Nun Fetish and he secretly wondered if he could get a gig at Chippendales?

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The Mother Superior (a voluptuously-built lady) stepped forward and, with her eyes firmly fixed on his undulating boner, said to her companions "keep back sisters, I must administer extreme unction to banish this veiny demon"

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The poor guy in this story has has an unsatisfied boner for nearly 3 years. That has to be the most tortured case of blue balls in history. Won't one of you ladies put him out of his misery and finish him off?

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Suddenly out of nowhere a Cougar dressed in a tight latex catsuit cracks her whip and yells “Get back sisters and let me handle this cock with an exorcism by mouth. I will draw the demon out with my mouth, swallowing him completely and forever!” The sisters stand back and watch to make sure the job is complete and unknowingly aid in the process by staring intently as the man feels a hot wet mouth while watching his fetish before him. Having waited so long it doesn’t take long before he feels a thumping release from his cock, hands on either side of the leather clad face as he watches each sister breathing hard under her habit in time with the Cougar’s sucking. Their belief is that their rhythm will aid the willing heroine in her treacherous task. Slurping down the last drop she stands, wiping her glistening lips and with a wink and crack of her whip she bows to the sisters and says “The deed is done and my sisters you are once again safe, I believe this man will never again bring his cock out in public for who knows how long he will have to wait an ass-princess, group of nuns and a Cougar in a catsuit to come along.”