Things you should not say while having sex

[DDDVIOAUS]

Things you should not say while having sex.

1. Smile for the camera
2. Get off me, I'll do it myself
3. You're almost as good s my ex
4. I was so horny, I would have brought a sheep home tonight
5. Actually your sister likes it like this
6. On second thought, let's turn out the lights
7. What's your name again
8. Shhhh you'll wake mom
9. My friends were right, you are good
10. It is nice having sex with someone I don't have to inflate

[CrumblingPerv]

11. Do you work in a petting zoo?

[SultrySerenaSC2]

12. You woke me up for that?
13. Don't worry, everyone looks funny naked.

[CrumblingPerv]

14. I shouldn't have had Mexican for lunch today.

[CrumblingPerv]

15. Wait ... wasn't I wearing a condom when we started?

[martinae]

16. You know the cieling needs painted?
17. You look younger than you feel
18. Is it supposed to be that soft?
19. So i still get your vote right?
20. What tampon?
21. Next time we should wear nametags!
22. We should get back to the family reunion
23. Is this a sin too?
24. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that easily.
25. So you mean you aren't my blind date?
26. Don't i see you on the Jerry Springer show?
27. So would you like to meet my parents next?

[SultrySerenaSC2]

Anything that starts with "your mother...….."

[martinae]

So "My mother" would be ok then?

[SultrySerenaSC2]

So "My mother" would be ok then?

not in my bed

[vanillacreamSC1]

If you had to ask [how was it], well...

[tantalizingjoySC3]

Let's ask my husband where I like it.

[Redhotriannon]

Just ignore that extra tickle back there...

[CrumblingPerv]

32(?) Did you eat fish today honey?
33. Aha, that's where that missing toenail clipping ended up!

[tantalizingjoySC3]

Whats that smell?