Elderly Couple

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While I was away I learned a couple jokes from the good people of Denmark and Greenland. This one is funny.

An elderly couple is sitting in the tavern remembering the good old days, when the man asks his wife if she remember the glorious night they snuck behind the tavern and had the best sex ever leaned up against the fence. She agreed and asked if he was game to try it again. The old man smiled and winked and off they tottered outside and around to the back of the tavern.

A cheeky sport overheard this and thought it would be good for a laugh watching two seniors go at it against a fence. He got to the around the other side of the building and waited. The couple came up, then man dropped his trousers and bent the wife over, lifting her dress high over her head. Suddenly they went at it like beasts in a furious sexual encounter, both moaning and groaning, until they both collapsed down on the ground. The cheeky sport thought this was greater that any porn he had seen, and waited, curious to know how two old fogies had the stamina and energy to have such wild sex.

The couple soon regrouped and put those clothes back on and headed back to the tavern. The cheeky sport stepped out from the shadows and told then he saw everything and it was amazing, better than any porn. He asked the old man, sir , you must and the wife seem to have a fantastic sex life, tell me what is your secret. The old man looked at the sport and said, Well last we were here 40 years ago that fence wasn't electrified.

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Omg I love it. That might be hot to try but I'm not game lol