Is it true

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Is it true that a chicken crossing the road is....Poultry in motion?

Is it true that if a tribe of cannibals ate a missionary....They would have a taste of religion?

Is it true that if your butcher back into his meat grinder....He would get a little behind in is work?

Is it true that if a dog gave birth to puppies on a highway....She could be cited for littering?

Is it true of you threw a grenade into a French kitchen....You'd see Linoleum Blownapart?

Remember no matter how far you push the envelope.....It will always be stationary.

Remember to not join dangerous cults....Always practice safe sects.

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Wow mind blown