Um, okay...

[Eva SC2]

Okay so I'm an early riser. I get a lot of things done before most people even wake up. Went grocery shopping this morning and some Indian guy definitely got a taste of apparently his kink. I was squatting low to get a package of organic wild rice (because everything I buy seems to be on the bottom or top shelf, never at eye level). And this guy was right behind me, looked like he was also searching for rice. Then I farted (a silent one) and he stepped closer and breathed deep. (Abnormally close for people who don't know each other.) When I found what I was looking for I left, and he bent down and took a big whiff( yes that audible), and just stayed there for a while with a smile on his face. When I reached the end of the isle and turned to go to the next, he was still there!

[gman36]

Jeez, that's a bit fucked up. Each to their own, but a bit of discretion would have been more appropriate.

[blycmike]

Interesting... My grocery store farts usually have the opposite effect on people (and they are NEVER silent). But like gman said, to each his own.

Great story Eva.

[DMarieSC2]

Agree'd. To each his/her own.
I'm usually the one who gets to walk into the one with some hang time my husband leaves behind on purpose.

[RosiePieCharm]

I'm not against people with a fart fetish but that is just fucking rude and gross! It's sad that we live in a world now in which we can't even have normal bodily functions without someone creeping on us!

[Eva SC2]

I'm not against people with a fart fetish but that is just fucking rude and gross! It's sad that we live in a world now in which we can't even have normal bodily functions without someone creeping on us!

It's the age of sharing everything online, and people forgetting the basic manners and social skills (or not having them anymore because they don't know how to step outside the computer and relate to people in real life) of NON VIRTUAL life. If this keeps up, there will soon be NO privacy. (like the neighbor I caught with her nose glued to my window! )

[blycmike]

It's the age of sharing everything online, and people forgetting the basic manners and social skills (or not having them anymore because they don't know how to step outside the computer and relate to people in real life) of NON VIRTUAL life. If this keeps up, there will soon be NO privacy. (like the neighbor I caught with her nose glued to my window! )[/quote]

You seriously had a neighbor walk on to your property and look right in your window? For real?

[Eva SC2]

Yup, she even walked up the stairs of a landing to peer in. I just wish hubby and I were buck naked doing something nasty on the kitchen floor to shock the crap out of her. She's one of those sneaky bitches.

[babygurlSC4]

i would get a big pet snake and put the cage infront of the window she likes looking in