Friday September 26, 2014 Italian Lace Juli Mar Kitten Sexy Skylar Stephanie Xandusk Alexus Lin Belinda Doris Dawn
Little Johnny went to church ( who don't love little Johnny jokes) the preacher took the stage and told the congregation today I am going to preach on the resurrection, can anybody in the audience tell me what the resurrection is, little Johnny's hand went up immediately, the preacher kept looking around the audetorium for anybodies else's hand, no one else raised ther hand, know he shouldn't, he called on little Johnny, yes Johnny can you tell us what the Resurrection is, little Johnny stood and said "IF IT LAST FOR LONGER THAN FOUR HOURS YOU HAD BETTER CALL A DOCTOR"
Monday September 29, 2014 Italion Lace Juli Mar Kristina Slovenia Lorelei Miss Angelique Yasmin Zena
There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.
He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.
"Tell me your choice;" said he to the boy, "What's your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."
The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is ONE real difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the man on the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: "It's the DAY, sir."
"How???????" the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to himself.)
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
hook, Serena, and Somename123... THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! You know, that hot tub would have been SOOO much hotter if I had some company! Any one of you sexy people would do... or you know, all three!
I am so honored to be on all your favorites for Monday. Thank you so very much! If I can just get a moment to breathe, I may start participating as well.
MissAngeliqueSC3 wrote:I am so honored to be on all your favorites for Monday. Thank you so very much! If I can just get a moment to breathe, I may start participating as well.
Hook - your stories always make me laugh.
Was not sure if anybody was reading them and thought it was a good idea to add them, now that I know somebody is I will keep putting them in, thought it added a little something
Tuesday October 1, 2014 Skyla Mae Vixen Yvette Alexus Lin Amazing Hot Wife Camille Caressa Chloe Izzy
Two priest decided to take a vacation to Jamaica after a very hard and long winter, they wanted to nothing but relax for the next two weeks and did not want to be recognized as priest so on there first day on the beach they had on hats and sunglasses, they was both reading books and just enjoying the warm sunshine when this very beautiful blond woman comes walking down the beach, she is dressed in a very revealing bikini, we have all seen the kind, it is more a suggestion, I mean you find more cotton in the top of an aspirin bottle than this bikini had cloth, hell you could have made a dozen bikinis out of the cotton in the top of an aspirin bottle, and what is up with outing that much cotton in there anyway, by the time you git it all pulled out you done forgot what you needed the damn aspirin for anyway, now you need something stronger than an aspirin but another bottle will either have more cotton to deal with or one of those child proof kids that only a child can take off, sorry got off topic here, back to the story. as she passed the two priest she says good morning fathers, both priest looked at each other, how had she known they were priest, so upon returning to there hotel they visited the gift shop where they bought bigger hats, bigger sunglasses and flowered shirts, tomorrow they felt assured that know one on the beach would know that they were priest.
The second morning they were back on the beach, once again reading books and enjoying the warm sunshine when this same woman once again is walking down the beach, except this time she is topless and only wearing a thong, once again as she passes the two priest she again says good morning fathers, the two priest once again stare at each other in surprise, asking them selfies, how did she know, once again upon returning to there hotel they once again stopped by the gift shop, where they bought even bigger hats, wild sunglasses and out rages shirts, they was sure that this time nobody would notice them
The third morning they was laying on the beach, dressed in there new clothes, got that white shit even on there noses, reading music and gossip magazines think there is know way that anyone would ever think they was priest when here comes that same woman, except this time she is totally nude, I mean not even tan lines, this woman has been doing some serous sun bathing, as she passed the two priest she once again says good morning fathers, this time one of the priest ask the girl, do you know us, she replies back, it's me sister Mary
Thursday October 2, 2014 Lianne Rains Nouchka Summer Rayne Vanessa Alice Averi Dmarie Grace Heidi Cakes Kylee
Dad, where did I come from?" asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait a few more years before he would have to explain the facts of life, but he figured it was better a few years early than a few days too late, so, for the next two hours he explained every thing to his son. When he got finished, he asked his son what prompted his question to which his son replied, "I was talking to the new kid across the street and he said he came from Ohio, so I was just wondering where I came from."
hook wrote:Thursday October 2, 2014 Lianne Rains Nouchka Summer Rayne Vanessa Alice Averi Dmarie Grace Heidi Cakes Kylee
Dad, where did I come from?" asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait a few more years before he would have to explain the facts of life, but he figured it was better a few years early than a few days too late, so, for the next two hours he explained every thing to his son. When he got finished, he asked his son what prompted his question to which his son replied, "I was talking to the new kid across the street and he said he came from Ohio, so I was just wondering where I came from."
Hook, Thank you for the recognition & for the jokes.
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Dmarie, thanks for commenting, I always look at the preview pictures like this is my first time to ever look at southern charms, out of all the updates the three pictures that make me click on to there site is the ones I pick for my fan picks, yours did make me click as it was a really great update, the jokes I just add at the end, just to add a little something extra and I invite you and anybody to add your fan picks as well, there has to be some updates that you think are really good ones as well and it is fun