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A Women Goes Shopping

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A women goes out shopping with her husband and she spots a pair of boots she loves.

Husband says, No chance love, they are way too expensive.

Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower to her thigh.

She turns to him and says,
I don't think so mate. If you're not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain't riding it. :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d
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Re: A Women Goes Shopping

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=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) :)) :)) :)) That is classic.... I am bold enough to admit that is one I am stealing......thank you...
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Your Welcome

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I dream of a woman who begs me to buy heels and boots xxxxx
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Oh Yes Please Boots & Heels I Love

Sending Love, Hugs & Plenty of Kisses

Have a Fantastic Weekend

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Just told the hubby that one qnd he laughed
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That was very funny
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